this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
TAKE OVER OMEGLE
TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW
SPREAD THE WORD OF THIS TALENTED WOMAN!!!
if i misgender u please just spray me with a spray bottle like a cat
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
"It’s the dreams and hopes that keeps teenagers alive, because without them they just have reality."
I hate how tumblr friendships die so quickly
- Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
- Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
- Brother: Really?
- Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
- Brother: ???
- Me: ... fine as hell.
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
St. Ives let me make a commercial for them and they let me be dumb. I like them very much.
In case you haven’t heard, Jamie Oliver made Camp Takota S’Mores!
IT’S THE GRACE’S FACES MUST SEE MOMENTS!1!
Going live with @shiralazar on YouTube.com/whatstrending in the #samsungsxsw
FriDiary! CELEBRATING and DOGS and NEW HAIR